vacyoom:

Waiter: May I take your order?

Person with social anxiety:

Waiter:

Person with social anxiety: I came out here to have a good time I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

  • Dumbledore: hARRY Did YOu Put YOur NAME In thE GOBLet oF fIRE?!
  • Harry: I just came here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.